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No Sex Please, We're Brickies

  • Episode aired Apr 4, 1986
  • 50m
IMDb RATING
8.7/10
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Tim Healy and Gary Holton in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (1983)
ComedyDrama

Work at Thornley Manor is over and the lads take a break before leaving for Spain. Oz uses the opportunity to visit home and hits on the barmy idea of kidnapping his son, determined to preve... Read allWork at Thornley Manor is over and the lads take a break before leaving for Spain. Oz uses the opportunity to visit home and hits on the barmy idea of kidnapping his son, determined to prevent him from being taken overseas by wife Marjorie - but makes the mistake of roping Wayne ... Read allWork at Thornley Manor is over and the lads take a break before leaving for Spain. Oz uses the opportunity to visit home and hits on the barmy idea of kidnapping his son, determined to prevent him from being taken overseas by wife Marjorie - but makes the mistake of roping Wayne in to help.

  • Directors
    • Roger Bamford
    • Anthony Garner
  • Writer
    • Stan Hey
  • Stars
    • Tim Healy
    • Gary Holton
    • Jimmy Nail
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  • IMDb RATING
    8.7/10
    95
    YOUR RATING
    • Directors
      • Roger Bamford
      • Anthony Garner
    • Writer
      • Stan Hey
    • Stars
      • Tim Healy
      • Gary Holton
      • Jimmy Nail
    • 2User reviews
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    Tim Healy
    Tim Healy
    • Dennis Patterson
    Gary Holton
    • Wayne Norris
    Jimmy Nail
    Jimmy Nail
    • Oz Osborne
    Kevin Whately
    Kevin Whately
    • Neville Hope
    Christopher Fairbank
    Christopher Fairbank
    • Albert Moxey
    Timothy Spall
    Timothy Spall
    • Barry Taylor
    Pat Roach
    Pat Roach
    • Bomber Busbridge
    Bill Paterson
    Bill Paterson
    • Ally Fraser
    Bryan Pringle
    Bryan Pringle
    • Arthur Pringle
    Morag Hood
    Morag Hood
    • Joy Chatterley
    James Booth
    James Booth
    • Kenny Ames
    Kevin Lloyd
    • Harry Blackburn
    James Bate
    • Malcolm Hallwood
    Val McLane
    • Norma
    Su Elliot
    • Marjorie Osbourne
    • (as Su Elliott)
    Melanie Hill
    Melanie Hill
    • Hazel Redfern
    Lesley Saint-John
    • Vicki
    John Bowler
    John Bowler
    • Howard Radcliff
    • Directors
      • Roger Bamford
      • Anthony Garner
    • Writer
      • Stan Hey
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    7nephihaha

    No Tax Please, We're Strikers

    One of the big ironies of Series Two of AWP was that Arthur Pringle, the pub landlord, often made a a more formidable villain than Ally Fraser. He was also a lot funnier. In "No Sex Please", Arthur has a dastardly plot to get one over on the lads, but when they find out who was behind it, they leave him a nice surprise going-away present.

    The lads' strike action proves effective, forcing Ally Fraser to cave in, and use proper building materials. Fraser is also forced to waive Dennis' debt. But when Ally comes up with the offer of a few weeks' work in Sunny Spain, which the lads find impossible to resist... In the meantime, some of the lads return home, and some of them remain at Thornley Manor. The last lot, Oz included, try the impossible – pulling women at the Barley Mow. Barry forces Hazel into a non-ultimatum, but Neville is onto "certainties". Dennis bumps into Marjorie, who has a message for Oz...

    This is a so-so episode, AWP by numbers. It does have its moments though: Oz lectures Barry on how to handle his fiancé, "You should have laid the law doon man, bang, early on, y'knaa. You know the way you deal with Alsatians.Terrorise the little bastards when they're puppies, and then when they get older ye get nae beef from them." Barry replies quite rightly that this is insulting to women, and that "you turn complex human relationships into bloody Crufts!" Or Moxey's admission that "It's funny you should say that about footballers... 'cos the only older woman I ever had, looked like Billy Bremner."

    The subplot with Mrs Chatterley isn't convincing. She doesn't seem like the type to be married to the customs officer character. It's a good idea badly done, which is unusual for AWP.

    High Point: "Wall Meet Again"

    Low Point: I would have liked to see Harry Blackburn get more dialogue.

    Look out for: Barry's personal grooming; Howard's snack offer.
    8Sleepin_Dragon

    Poetic Justice.

    Ally steps down over his stance on materials, the guys complete the work at Thornley Manor and finally get paid, they learn their fate, a job in Spain. Before setting off to The Mediterranean, Dennis, Neville and Barry all go home for a break, the rest plan a night out. Pringle takes his revenge on Wayne.

    It is so very different to the second series, but it's just as watchable, but in a different kind of way, this is another really enjoyable episode. It's very funny, but it has a really serious side too, loved Oz's story with the attractive, mature woman, and of course Wayne's revenge.

    It does have several sobering moments, Dennis giving Oz the news from his wife, it's sad to see Barry trying so hard with his beloved Hazel, it doesn't seem as though she's as in love with him as he is with her.

    The story is developing nicely, why is Dennis drinking so much, is it just stress, why does he owe Ally Fraser so much money?

    8/10.

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    • Trivia
      Barry says "one day our names will be as famous as the Tolpuddle Martyrs." The Tolpuddle Martyrs were a group of 19th century Dorset agricultural labourers who were arrested for and convicted of swearing a secret oath as members of the Friendly Society of Agricultural Labourers. The rules of the society show it was clearly structured as a friendly society and operated as a trade-specific benefit society. But at the time, friendly societies had strong elements of what are now considered to be the predominant role of trade unions. They suffered transportation to Australia. Unlike many Scottish chartists, whose names are not celebrated, many of the Tolpuddlers gained a pardon and were able to return to the UK.
    • Goofs
      When Barry comes back from seeing Hazel he sits down to talk to Oz and opens his bag the shot goes to Oz and then goes back to Barry and he opens his bag again (At 36:47 and 37:07).
    • Quotes

      Barry: I'll give my business a couple of months, and if it still don't take off, I'll try one of those sunrise industries.

      Bomber: Can't see you as a milkman, Barry.

    • Connections
      References Room at the Top (1958)
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      Composed and Arranged by David Mackay and Ian La Frenais

      Performed by Joe Fagin

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    • Release date
      • April 4, 1986 (United Kingdom)
    • Country of origin
      • United Kingdom
    • Language
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    • Filming locations
      • Beesthorpe Hall, Caunton, Nottinghamshire, England, UK(Thornley Manor)
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      • 50m
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