Al Ruscio: Jack Norrell

Landmark: Part 1

Jack Norrell

Capt. Barney Miller: Uh, Mr Norrell, I think there been some misunderstanding here.
Jack Norrell: This place is going to be a landmark?
Capt. Barney Miller: So?
Jack Norrell: So. Anybody who buys it and puts it back in its original condition gets a 25 % tax credit.
Capt. Barney Miller: Well that may be. But this is, uh...
Jack Norrell: You know, this place may make great... dental offices, You know, 1890's style. Of course, it's going to take a lot of work you understand.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: This building is not for sale
Jack Norrell: Oh, do you own it.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: No, not exactly.
Capt. Barney Miller: Mr. Norrell, the city has no intention of selling this building.
Jack Norrell: You don't mind if I just look around, do you ? Yeah, we can just rip out this bathroom... and put in a bathroom.

Capt. Barney Miller: What can I do for you Mr. Norrell ?
Jack Norrell: I just want to take a look around in case, you know, I want to buy the place

Capt. Barney Miller: What can I do for you Mr. Norrell ?
Jack Norrell: I just want to take a look around, you know, in case I decide to buy the place.

Capt. Barney Miller: Yes, Miss Hoffline, I'm afraid there's a bit of a misunderstanding here.
Victoria Hoffline: Oh ?
Capt. Barney Miller: Mr Norrell seems to thinks that this building is for sale.
Jack Norrell: It is... right?
Victoria Hoffline: Yes
Capt. Barney Miller: I' m afraid that the decision doesn't rest with Miss Hoffline. This building happens to be under the jurisdiction of the Department of General Services.
Victoria Hoffline: I know, I already talked to them . And they said I could show it to Mr. Norrell.
Capt. Barney Miller: Uh... Wojo. Get me someone down at General Services. We'll straighten this out right away. It's obviously a mix-up... Because this precinct, these men perform a vital service to this community The city is not about to sell us out for a quick buck.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Yeah, just a second. It's a Mr. McGreavy
Capt. Barney Miller: Mr. McGreavy. Yes, Mr. McGreavy, Captain Miller 12th precinct. Yes, we are having a bit of a problem here and I am hoping you can help us with it. We have some people here, who are under the impression that this building is for sale... Yes, well, I already told them that's not the case... that the city is certainly not foolish enough to dismantle an essential... No, he hasn't made an offer yet... Yeah, I'll tell him... Your welcome... Mr. McGreavy said he is looking forward from hearing from you
Jack Norrell: Thank you
Victoria Hoffline: And Captain, you have a nice day