Ron Glass credited as playing...
Det. Ron Harris
- Jack Norrell: Yeah, they we're going to call you, but I told them not to
- Capt. Barney Miller: Oh ?
- Jack Norrell: Well, I felt, better you hear it from me than some stranger.
- Det. Ron Harris: Have we met ?
- Jack Norrell: Not really ? Anyways, the place will be in escrow for the next thirty day. You guys don't have to pack right now
- Capt. Barney Miller: That's, very considerate of you
- Jack Norrell: Sure, in the meantime, I'll be poppin' in and out now and then. But, I'll try to keep out of your hair. I mean, after all, this is a police station. Do you mind if I use my bathroom ?
- Capt. Barney Miller: Go right ahead
- Jack Norrell: Thanks
- Perlita Avilar: Hello, Sergeant Harris
- Det. Ron Harris: Ah, Perlita, what a pleasant surprise
- Perlita Avilar: Thank you
- Det. Ron Harris: Has the Inspector been hiding you someplace?
- Perlita Avilar: Not all the time
- Det. Ron Harris: Having a stroke, Inspector ?
- Inspector Frank Luger: No, it just happens to be Filipino Tagalog talk.
- Det. Ron Harris: Oh !
- Inspector Frank Luger: What I said was "Good morning, you all". I picked it up from tagging around with that little filly of mine from Manilly.
- Inspector Frank Luger: That's fine with me too. You want take that attitude, why don't you ooze on back to Luzon. I'll mail-order out for another one of you.
- Capt. Barney Miller: I think I'll pass Inspector
- Inspector Frank Luger: Fine, I'll eat alone. Use to it. I'll like it.
- Det. Ron Harris: This day is shaping up nicely.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Wojo, don't you have things to do ?
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Yeah, but why the hell bother ?
- Capt. Barney Miller: Wojo !
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Barn, these guys come breezin' in here, acting like they own the damn world, like we're the one getting in the way. You might as well chuck the whole right now, and just go sit out on the street
- Capt. Barney Miller: My office.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: What's that going to accomplish ?
- Det. Ron Harris: Barn, he's got a point
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: I got dibs on the curb
- Capt. Barney Miller: Come on, it's just a building. And a damn lousy one at that. I mean, we... we sweat like pigs in the summertime, freeze our tails off in the winter. I got a bathroom that is an embarrassment. The roof leaks. You really want my opinion, we should have been out of here years ago.
- Joseph Saxon: Roof, huh ?
- Capt. Barney Miller: All right, it's been home, we've done some fine work here. But, they can't take that away from us. What would be so terrible if we... we moved to some nicer quarters ? Someplace with a... electric typewriters. With a bathroom that is a bathroom. A window that actually looks out on something. What would be so terrible ? The point is, what's the difference where we work, as long as we're working together ?
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: I hear they got a Mr. Coffee over at Manhattan South .
- Capt. Barney Miller: Oh, there you go. Why don't you grab yourself a cup, when you drop off the professor there. You can head on home from there.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Thanks Barney
- Capt. Barney Miller: You guys too, it's almost check-out time you go ahead on home.
- Det. Ron Harris: Thank you Barney
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: I feel better
- Jack Norrell: Listen Captain, I think we will be heading out to. We're going take a look at that roof... hey, nice speech
- Capt. Barney Miller: Thank you
- Professor Vincent Thorndyke: You know, he's right, this place is in a lot of trouble
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Leave it alone
- Professor Vincent Thorndyke: If it's a matter of a deed, low interest...
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Leave it alone
- Det. Ron Harris: Barn, Arthur and I are going to stop for a bite, do you want to join us
- Capt. Barney Miller: No, I have some paperwork to finish up
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Better hurry
- Capt. Barney Miller: Good Night
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: See you, Barn
- Det. Ron Harris: Good Night, Barney
- Capt. Barney Miller: Come on Woj, in the last month, a hundred people have been traipsing through this place and nobody's bought it yet
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: That doesn't mean that someone won't
- Det. Ron Harris: Ha,Ha... . Not on their terms... . They're asking for 30 % down and wouldn't carry a shred of paper. ... I was gonna let you guys stay.