Oliver Clark credited as playing...
Carl Ebling
- Capt. Barney Miller: Excuse me, is this the Detective Squad Room.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Yeah... Come on,Your on the clock.
- Capt. Barney Miller: I'm Captain Miller. Can I help you ?
- Warren Gimble: Yes. I'm Warren Gimble, Willard Pharmaceutical. I am here in regard to our former Mr. Ebling.
- Carl Ebling: So they sent you, huh, Warren.
- Warren Gimble: Just, couldn't leave well enough alone, could you Carl ?
- Carl Ebling: There are 50,000 that aren't well enough to be left alone
- Warren Gimble: I... I don't know how to respond to that
- Warren Gimble: Oh, no... yeah, sure !
- Warren Gimble: I just don't understand him
- Capt. Barney Miller: You want to have a seat Mr. Gimble. Sergeant Wojciehowicz will give you a complaint to sign and Mr. Ebling will be remanded for trial.
- Warren Gimble: Trail ?
- Carl Ebling: Yeah, my trial. Where I let the whole world know that Willard Pharmaceutical does not give a damn.
- Warren Gimble: We do give a damn. That's why we may consider not pressing charges.
- Carl Ebling: Your not getting off that easy. If you want me to keep quiet, I want some cooperation with this thing, Warren.
- Warren Gimble: I told you Carl, it's too big of a gamble
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: If someone doesn't take the gamble Gimble, more people are going to get this stuff
- Warren Gimble: That's true
- Capt. Barney Miller: Sure, by the time they get it past the FDA and out on the market. You could have a epidemic. Hey!
- Capt. Barney Miller: Hey ! It could be. With a little luck, and illegal immigration being what it is. We'd probably at least break even. Maybe even make a few dollars.
- Warren Gimble: Let's keep a good thought.
- Warren Gimble: I will see you back at the lab. Bring those cultures with you !
- Capt. Barney Miller: Wojo, you want to turn Mr. Ebling loose.