Ron Feinberg credited as playing...
Lyle W. Farber
- Capt. Barney Miller: No.Haven't you been read your rights ?
- Det. Maria Battista: Yes sir
- Charles Yusick: Oh, yeah
- Capt. Barney Miller: Okay, book him, make arrangements with and Bellevue, give him his one phone call
- Det. Maria Battista: Come on.
- Lyle W. Farber: What about me ?
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: You keep your pants on
- Lyle W. Farber: He didn't and he gets a call
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: We'll get to you when we're ready to get you
- Capt. Barney Miller: Wojo
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Barney, want to see you in his office
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: I wasn't late
- Capt. Barney Miller: Wojo, we'll find something else to talk about.
- Arnold Ripner: Hello Harris, I got here as fast as I could
- Det. Ron Harris: Anybody call Arnold Ripner Counselor-at-Law. Nice try, Arnold, sorry.
- Arnold Ripner: Don't give me that. We can't all be in Rockefeller Center. Some of us prefer to practice our profession at the grass-roots level, within reach of the little man
- Det. Ron Harris: Your a regular Williams Jennings Bryant, aren't you !
- Arnold Ripner: Your damn right. Arnold Ripner, Ripner and Associates. And you ?
- Lyle W. Farber: I don't need a lawyer .
- Arnold Ripner: What do you know ?
- Lyle W. Farber: I didn't do nothing.
- Arnold Ripner: Don't give me principles. You want to get off.
- Det. Ron Harris: Come on Arnold, stop soliciting, huh ?
- Det. Ron Harris: Live and let live, will you Harris?
- Arnold Ripner: Nick ?
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Yeah ?
- Arnold Ripner: What did he do ?
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Don't ask me, he's Wojo collar
- Arnold Ripner: How do you do, Ripner and Associates ?
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Ah... .Ah... Ah... Ah... Victim
- Arnold Ripner: Take a card, in case your thinking of revenge