Ron Glass credited as playing...
Det. Ron Harris
- Al Mitchell: I don't understand. I didn't do anything . Nothing. I am absolutely innocent.
- Det. Ron Harris: Who among us, can say that ?
- Det. Phil Fish: You know Harris, I just figured out that if the stock market keeps going down and the cost of living keeps going up the pension fund can keep me going for life if I cut my style of living 40 % and if I don't live too long
- Det. Ron Harris: By the time I retire, there may not be a world left to retire in
- Det. Phil Fish: Well, don't count on it
- Capt. Barney Miller: What's the matter ?
- Det. Phil Fish: They're crazy !
- Capt. Barney Miller: Police Pension Fund Financial Report, not good ?
- Det. Phil Fish: Barney, look at the junk they're investing in: 1,232 shares of The First Woman's Bank and Trust Company .
- Capt. Barney Miller: I've heard of it.
- Det. Phil Fish: Well, what kind of ridiculous institution is that ?
- Det. Ron Harris: They cater to single woman who are financially independent. Come to think of it, so do I?
- Det. Phil Fish: I'm gonna call the administrator of the pension fund ?
- Capt. Barney Miller: What for ?
- Det. Phil Fish: He's using my money, he can use my advice too.
- Arnold Ripner: Hello Harris, I got here as fast as I could
- Det. Ron Harris: Anybody call Arnold Ripner Counselor-at-Law. Nice try, Arnold, sorry.
- Arnold Ripner: Don't give me that. We can't all be in Rockefeller Center. Some of us prefer to practice our profession at the grass-roots level, within reach of the little man
- Det. Ron Harris: Your a regular Williams Jennings Bryant, aren't you !
- Arnold Ripner: Your damn right. Arnold Ripner, Ripner and Associates. And you ?
- Lyle W. Farber: I don't need a lawyer .
- Arnold Ripner: What do you know ?
- Lyle W. Farber: I didn't do nothing.
- Arnold Ripner: Don't give me principles. You want to get off.
- Det. Ron Harris: Come on Arnold, stop soliciting, huh ?
- Det. Ron Harris: Live and let live, will you Harris?
- Arnold Ripner: Nick ?
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Yeah ?
- Arnold Ripner: What did he do ?
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Don't ask me, he's Wojo collar
- Arnold Ripner: How do you do, Ripner and Associates ?
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Ah... .Ah... Ah... Ah... Victim
- Arnold Ripner: Take a card, in case your thinking of revenge