Hal Linden credited as playing...
Barney Miller
- Capt. Barney Miller: No.Haven't you been read your rights ?
- Det. Maria Battista: Yes sir
- Charles Yusick: Oh, yeah
- Capt. Barney Miller: Okay, book him, make arrangements with and Bellevue, give him his one phone call
- Det. Maria Battista: Come on.
- Lyle W. Farber: What about me ?
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: You keep your pants on
- Lyle W. Farber: He didn't and he gets a call
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: We'll get to you when we're ready to get you
- Capt. Barney Miller: Wojo
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Barney, want to see you in his office
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: I wasn't late
- Capt. Barney Miller: Wojo, we'll find something else to talk about.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Barn, It was a good bust. Ah... The guy just stood there. He refused to help.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Sure, despicable, I agree. But illegal ?
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: It's in the penal code, I read it.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Wojo, the Assistance law Section 195 point something, states " a person must help a police officer if a police officer identifies himself as such and requests assistance". Did you identify yourself and request assistance ?
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Well, not in so many words ?
- Capt. Barney Miller: How many words ?
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Two
- Capt. Barney Miller: What did you say ?
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Grab him ?
- Capt. Barney Miller: "Grab him". How is the man suppose to know your a cop ?
- Capt. Barney Miller: Well, I said it with authority !
- Capt. Barney Miller: What's the matter ?
- Det. Phil Fish: They're crazy !
- Capt. Barney Miller: Police Pension Fund Financial Report, not good ?
- Det. Phil Fish: Barney, look at the junk they're investing in: 1,232 shares of The First Woman's Bank and Trust Company .
- Capt. Barney Miller: I've heard of it.
- Det. Phil Fish: Well, what kind of ridiculous institution is that ?
- Det. Ron Harris: They cater to single woman who are financially independent. Come to think of it, so do I?
- Det. Phil Fish: I'm gonna call the administrator of the pension fund ?
- Capt. Barney Miller: What for ?
- Det. Phil Fish: He's using my money, he can use my advice too.