Ron Feinberg credited as playing...
Lyle W. Farber
- Lyle W. Farber: I apologize.
- Det. Phil Fish: That's okay.
- Lyle W. Farber: I apologize to the entire world.
- Det. Phil Fish: On behalf of the entire world, I accept your apology.
- Lyle W. Farber: Excuse me, may I show you something ?
- Capt. Barney Miller: I rather you didn't if you don't mind... There was a time when you wanted someone to notice you, all you had to show them was a little courtesy
- Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale: I want to go the the men's room.
- Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale: Why didn't you say so?
- Lyle W. Farber: I deserve to suffer, but I don't want to wet my coat.
- Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale: All right. hurry up. You don't want to miss your ambulance.
- Lyle W. Farber: I'm not fit to be around human beings.