Ron Glass credited as playing...
Det. Ron Harris
- Det. Ron Harris: [talking on the phone] Hey, Engine Room, what's the matter with you guys? Turn the heat down! The humidity's murder up here! We can't even get the stamps to stick to the envelopes.
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Wish I could say the same for my shorts.
- Det. Ron Harris: [mocking Yemana's voice] Very well put.
- Det. Ron Harris: [talking on the phone] Hey, Engine Room? Hey, what's the matter with you guys? It's 26 degrees up here. Hey, I wasn't meant for this type of weather, baby.
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Tell him my blood is turning to slush.
- Det. Ron Harris: [on the phone] Hey, don't give me "energy crisis," man! How would you like it if we quit and left your loved ones unprotected?
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Very well put.
- Det. Ron Harris: [on the phone] Hey, baby, it is cold up here.
- [another phone rings and Yemana answers it]
- Det. Ron Harris: [on the first phone] Yeah, well, if we don't get some heat up here, we're gonna start breaking up the furniture and burning it.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: Harris, you were standing right there, when I was putting it in the safe
- Det. Ron Harris: Hey, you wouldn't let me help you, remember. You said it was all yours
- Gross - Accountant from Siegel's: You said that ?
- Capt. Barney Miller: Figure of speech, Mr Gross. Detective Wojciehowicz probably felt personally responsible for the money.
- Gross - Accountant from Siegel's: He is personally responsible for the money
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: You here that Harris !
- Det. Ron Harris: Hey, don't look at me. If I needed extra money, I'd do windows.
- Capt. Barney Miller: What's going on here, you'd think in this kind of weather, business would be slow.
- Det. Ron Harris: The armored car drivers and the guards are still on strike. Money is piling up faster in the stores than garbage on the streets
- Capt. Barney Miller: Burglaries, armed robberies, aggravated assaults
- Det. Ron Harris: Yeah, and every dude with a gun, or a knife, or a pointed stick is out there trying to seek his fortune
- Capt. Barney Miller: Civilization, huh ?
- Det. Ron Harris: Yeah !
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: You want to see something funny ? Come in the toilet
- Det. Ron Harris: Hey, what have you been doing, writing on the walls again ?
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: No, water on the sink is frozen, and a bunch of ants are crossing the ice they're slipping and falling all over the place. Come on. It's the funniest thing.
- Det. Ron Harris: Hey man you got a weird sense of humor, you know that.