Jack Soo credited as playing...
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana
- Det. Ron Harris: [talking on the phone] Hey, Engine Room, what's the matter with you guys? Turn the heat down! The humidity's murder up here! We can't even get the stamps to stick to the envelopes.
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Wish I could say the same for my shorts.
- Det. Ron Harris: [mocking Yemana's voice] Very well put.
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: [after Wojo objects to drinking Nick's coffee] What's the matter with my coffee?
- Det. Ron Harris: [talking on the phone] Hey, Engine Room? Hey, what's the matter with you guys? It's 26 degrees up here. Hey, I wasn't meant for this type of weather, baby.
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Tell him my blood is turning to slush.
- Det. Ron Harris: [on the phone] Hey, don't give me "energy crisis," man! How would you like it if we quit and left your loved ones unprotected?
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Very well put.
- Det. Ron Harris: [on the phone] Hey, baby, it is cold up here.
- [another phone rings and Yemana answers it]
- Det. Ron Harris: [on the first phone] Yeah, well, if we don't get some heat up here, we're gonna start breaking up the furniture and burning it.
- [Wojo is putting the store payroll in the safe]
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: [looking at safe] What's the combination on this thing? I forgot it again.
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: One to the left, two to the right, three to the left, four to the right.
- Det. Phil Fish: That's the way to do the Varsity Drag.
- [the squad has brought in a stick-up man]
- Stick-Up Man: Hey, it's freezing in here!
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: Ever since we washed the furnace, we can't do a thing with it.
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: You want to see something funny ? Come in the toilet
- Det. Ron Harris: Hey, what have you been doing, writing on the walls again ?
- Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana: No, water on the sink is frozen, and a bunch of ants are crossing the ice they're slipping and falling all over the place. Come on. It's the funniest thing.
- Det. Ron Harris: Hey man you got a weird sense of humor, you know that.