Hal Linden credited as playing...
Barney Miller
- Capt. Barney Miller: Well we sympathize Mr. Long, but I'm afraid we are going to hold you anyway, nothing personal.
- Dr. Otto Travis: It's all right Captain, I generally appreciate Mr Long's feelings, I wish he understood how important our work could be.
- James Long: If its so important, why don't you dig up your own family
- Dr. Otto Travis: Somebody will undoubtedly will someday
- Dr. Otto Travis: Mr. Long, we in archeology don't go around digging into sacred burial mounds out of rude curiosity. We're seeking keys to understanding lost societies... lost civilizations
- James Long: If your so interesting in Indians, why don't you go talking to a couple of live ones.
- Dr. Otto Travis: I'm not an anthropologist
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Uh, Doc, you want to have a seat over here and finish reading the complaint
- Dr. Otto Travis: Oh, thank you, thank you
- Capt. Barney Miller: Right here
- James Long: You guys might be surprised if you dug in our brains instead of our bones
- Capt. Barney Miller: All right, Mr. Long
- Capt. Barney Miller: Good Evening
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Hi Captain
- Capt. Barney Miller: What's happening ?
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Status Quo -- High Interest Rates, High Employment, High Budget, High Deficit... However, Liz and Dick are talking.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Oh, well, at least there is some good news.
- Det. Sgt. Arthur Dietrich: Harris and Wojo went out
- Capt. Barney Miller: Thank you.
- Gordon Lynch: Look son, I understand you had a difficult, deprived, and traumatic childhood, but one more smutty crack like that, and I am going to shove a tent-stake up...
- Capt. Barney Miller: Problem, Mr Lynch ?
- Gordon Lynch: Oh no, no problem
- Capt. Barney Miller: Nah !... We just chatting
- Capt. Barney Miller: Look, If you sign the complaint, you can be on your way
- Gordon Lynch: Fine, What about him ?
- Gilbert Pedrosa: Oh man, don't worry about me, I'll be out of here by the weekend.
- Gordon Lynch: Oh yeah, well, me and the Beaver Patrol are heading on up to Seneca Lake, Friday Night, are you interested ?
- Gilbert Pedrosa: Nah man, I doubt it.
- Gordon Lynch: Suit yourself
- Gilbert Pedrosa: But, if it will make you feel any better, why don't you leave your number with him.
- [Him - in reference to Harris]
- Gordon Lynch: Good Scout... I don't know if I really...
- Det. Ron Harris: He will be out in 48 hours
- Gordon Lynch: Good Scout