Milt Kogan credited as playing...
Officer Kogan
- Officer Kogan: Look who we just picked up for shoplifting, Doctor Strangelove.
- Marty Morrison: You know something ? You simply have no class Kogan, that's why you're still a private.
- Officer Kogan: There are no privates on the police force.
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: [after their sandwiches are dropped off] Mr Schuster, I ordered -- I ordered an extra sandwich, a corned beef and turkey
- Alan Schuster: I wouldn't touch it
- Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz: They're great sandwiches
- Alan Schuster: Huh ? That's what they told Kleineman the Auditor, when they had him stashed in that hotel in Chicago. Scrambled eggs. He was dead before he could put his fork down. You know what the police found out ? Someone had injected poison into the egg shell with a hypodermic needle. You know how easy it would be to do the same thing with chopped liver, corned beef, bread, mustard.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Your letting your imagination run away with you, Mr. Shuster.
- Alan Schuster: Yeah.
- Officer Kogan: [enters the squad room] Here's your sandwiches from Grossman.
- [the detectives look at one another and drop their sandwiches]