Hal Linden credited as playing...
Barney Miller
- Det. Phil Fish: Can I have about 10 days leave?
- Capt. Barney Miller: You're gonna do it?
- Det. Phil Fish: Well, it's not gettin' any better, and I'm not gettin' any younger, and that donut don't work too good, and I got a good doctor.
- Capt. Barney Miller: All good reasons.
- Capt. Barney Miller: And Bernice's sister is coming for the week.
- Capt. Barney Miller: Good evening, Fish.
- Det. Phil Fish: That's a very lovely thought, but I don't think so.