Bob Hastings credited as playing...
Commissioner Gordon
- Commissioner James Gordon: [after Batman saves him from the Joker, who was posing as his dentist] I really hate these checkups.
- The Joker: Have a seat. I'll be right with you.
- Commissioner James Gordon: I don't mind saying, I really hate these checkups. If it weren't part of the police physical, I wouldn't be here at all.
- The Joker: Oh, come now, commissioner. What in this miserable world is more beautiful than a nice, big smile?
- [he laughs maniacally]
- Harley Quinn: [shooting a gun at Gordon, which ties ropes around him] Naughty, naughty. Jump around like that, and doctor won't give you a lollipop.
- Commissioner James Gordon: You little...!
- [she stuffs cotton into his mouth]
- The Joker: Mm-hmm. My, my.
- [tutting]
- The Joker: This doesn't look good at all. I'm afraid...
- [picking up a drill]
- The Joker: ...everything will have to go!