Mike Judge credited as playing...
Beavis • Butt-Head • Tom Anderson • David Van Driessen • Bradley Buzzcut • Principal McVicker • Mr. Stevenson
- Beavis, Butt-head: [in unison] Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha.
- Daria Morgendorffer: Get a life.
- [watching the video for "Dust Devil" by Butthole Surfers]
- Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head, do you think these guys get any chicks?
- Butt-head: Uh... Yeah.
- Beavis: Yeah, but it's like, it's like, the name of their band is Butthole Surfers and like, chicks probably don't like that.
- Butt-head: Yeah, but they probably like, tell chicks they're in Mötley Crüe.
- Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I bet Vince Neil tells chicks that, too.
- Ticket Attendant: Good evening, I'm Kelly! How can I help you tonight?
- Butt-head: Two please!
- Ticket Attendant: How old are you fellas?
- Butt-head: 15!
- Beavis: Yeah!
- Butt-head: [He suddenly realizes that the club is "Adults Only", and changes his voice to sound older] Uhh, I mean, uhh, 27!
- Beavis: Yeah!
- Ticket Attendant: Not tonight, boys! Call me when you get some pubes, m'kay?