Ted Danson credited as playing...
Dr. John Becker
- Dr. John Becker: I mean, how are you supposed to quit smoking when, every time you turn on the TV, there are some beautiful people lighting up?
- Chris Connor: They don't HAVE tobacco ads on TV anymore!
- Dr. John Becker: I know, but those were GREAT, weren't they?
- Dr. John Becker: This is great, isn't it?
- Bob: What, that her ex-husband is less like Indiana Jones and more like Harry Potter?
- Dr. John Becker: [Screaming out the clinic door] Hey, Grappelli, You're gonna DIE waiting for that parking space! And then, I'll take a cab to your funeral so I STILL don't have to move that car!
- [Comes inside]
- Dr. John Becker: Man, I love this!
- Margaret Wyborn: That was a little harsh, don't you think?
- Dr. John Becker: Oh, I was just kidding - there's no way I'd go to his funeral.
- Roger: Let me ask you a question: are you and Chris... going out?
- Dr. John Becker: No! What makes you ask that?
- Roger: Well, you coming over her, interrupting us, sitting between us on the sofa...
- Dr. John Becker: I'm just trying to have fun - I'm a people person.
- Dr. John Becker: Who cares? So, they towed it! It doesn't matter!
- Linda: That's IT? THAT'S all she
- [Margaret]
- Linda: GETS? You're not even going to YELL at her?
- Dr. John Becker: Maybe it doesn't even belong in the Bronx, maybe it'd be happier in Australia! I don't care!
- [Walking away]
- Margaret Wyborn: Well, THAT was strange!
- Linda: You know what - I'll take the blame for this, you get the next one.
- Bob: They traveled all over the world together - they had sex in 29 different countries! One time, they were in this gondola in Venice...
- Dr. John Becker: She TOLD you yhat?
- Bob: Hey, you don't just leave your journal in your purse if you don't want someone to read it!
- Dr. John Becker: Once, in college, we had a Dirty Dozen marathon - we actually watched it a dozen times in a row.
- Roger: [Sarcastically] Wow, you were renegades.
- Dr. John Becker: Yeah, we were pretty out there!
- Bob: Hey, Becker, I just got a woman's number!
- Dr. John Becker: Call her quick, before she changes it.