Ted Danson credited as playing...
Dr. John Becker
- Dr. John Becker: Melvesky better have a damn good reason for not being here.
- Margaret: He died last year.
- Dr. John Becker: Alright then, that's a damn good reason.
- Dr. John Becker: [to Margaret while looking at travel brochures] What were you thinking?
- [slaps brochures on counter]
- Dr. John Becker: Too hot. Too cold. Too stupid. Mexico? I mean, What's the point. a few weeks, they'll all be up here.
- Linda: Doctor Becker, do we ever acknowledge our patients' birthdays?
- Dr. John Becker: Only when they stop having them.
- Margaret: What's wrong with him?
- [Harvey Cohen, the stray cat]
- Dr. John Becker: Oh, he's got an intestinal blockage... probably my wallet!
- Dr. John Becker: What's with all these brochures? Too hot, too cold, too far, too stupid! Mexico? What's the point, they'll all be here in a week!