Benny Hill credited as playing...
Self - Host • Various
- Self - Host: I arrive at my village./ She left me a message./ I read it and I stand there aghast./ She says, "Dear Don Pedro, I'm writing this slowly,/ 'cause I know you can't read very fast./ I love you only,/ but I got so lonely./ I could not wait for you to come./ So I went to Nevada/ and married your Dadda./ Your's sincerely, Mum."