Benny Hill credited as playing...
Self • Various
- Tommy Tupper: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I could go on talking and having fun here all night, but unfortunately, the old clock on the wall says there's only... 42 minutes to go.
- Benny Hill: Now, Susie, she came and sat next to me. Her complexion was just like a rose./ But I couldn't help noticing a little mark across the bridge of her nose./ She said, "That mark that you're staring at was caused through glasses, my dear."/ I said, "Why don't you use contact lenses?" She said, "They don't hold enough beer."