Max Baer Jr. credited as playing...
Jethro Bodine
- Jed Clampett: I declare, this is the nosiest family a man was ever burdened with.
- Daisy Moses: Well lookit them shoes, all fresh oiled.
- Elly May Clampett: Fancy new laces, too!
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: And them's his best socks.
- Jethro Bodine: And it ain't even Sunday.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: Son, every day's Sunday when you're in love.
- Jed Clampett: Now that takes the rag offen the bush. I ain't in love and I just oiled my shoes 'cause they was squeakin'.
- Daisy Moses: They been squeakin' for 15 years as I remember. You ain't never oiled 'em.
- Jethro Bodine: What are you holdin' under the table, Uncle Jed?
- Jed Clampett: None of your business, now get out.
- Jethro Bodine: Why, you're polishin' your shoes! Hey Ma, Granny, Elly May, Uncle Jed's polishin' his shoes and it ain't even Sunday!