Bea Benaderet credited as playing...
Cousin Pearl Bodine
- Jed Clampett: I declare, this is the nosiest family a man was ever burdened with.
- Daisy Moses: Well lookit them shoes, all fresh oiled.
- Elly May Clampett: Fancy new laces, too!
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: And them's his best socks.
- Jethro Bodine: And it ain't even Sunday.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: Son, every day's Sunday when you're in love.
- Jed Clampett: Now that takes the rag offen the bush. I ain't in love and I just oiled my shoes 'cause they was squeakin'.
- Daisy Moses: They been squeakin' for 15 years as I remember. You ain't never oiled 'em.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: [Granny and Pearl, making sure that Jed can overhear them] Hey Granny?
- Daisy Moses: Yeah, Pearl.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: If you had a beau drivin' up in a fancy car and a huggin' and a kissin' you, uh, wouldn't you want your kinfolk to meet that beau?
- Daisy Moses: I sure would, Pearl, especially if I was givin' that beau expensive presents.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: You mean like a diamond choker?
- Daisy Moses: That's what I mean.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: You know, I hear tell that French women is real fond of jewelry.
- Jed Clampett: If you two are tryin' to make somethin' outa what just happened outside, you can leave off before you git started. All I was doin' was returnin' that lady's dog and that diamond choker was the dog's collar.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: Say Granny?
- Daisy Moses: Yeah Pearl.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: What do you reckon that red stuff was smeared on Jed's cheeks.
- Daisy Moses: I reckon he cut hisself returnin' that dawg.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: Either that or his lady friend scratched herself on his whiskers when she kissed him.