Buddy Ebsen credited as playing...
Jed Clampett
- Jethro Bodine: [holding a letter] Look what I got!
- Jed Clampett: From your Ma?
- Jed Clampett: No! From the President!
- Daisy Moses: The president of what?
- Elly May Clampett: The President of the whole country!
- Daisy Moses: You got a letter from Jeff Davis?
- Jed Clampett: You told me that the government up in Washington was hurtin' for money and deep in debt.
- Milburn Drysdale: Yes, but...
- Jed Clampett: I can't let the government pay for Jethro when I got all them millions just layin' here in your bank!
- Jed Clampett: Sounds like Granny and Pearl is after the same feller.
- Elly May Clampett: Yes, sir. They's fightin' out front. I best go help the loser.
- Jed Clampett: Who's losin'?
- Elly May Clampett: Mr. McKeegan.