Irene Ryan credited as playing...
Daisy Moses
- Elverna Bradshaw: Come along you miserable little weasel.
- Shorty Kellems: Yes dear, comin' dear.
- Daisy Moses: They sure talk like husband and wife.
- Miss Gloria Buckles: Isn't there a bathroom?
- Daisy Moses: Oh sure. Right through that door yonder.
- Miss Gloria Buckles: This leads outside.
- Daisy Moses: That's where it is.
- Miss Gloria Buckles: Oh, look at that funny looking dog.
- Jed Clampett: Miss Gloria, that critter's what you call a hog.
- Daisy Moses: Yeah, that's where you get ham and bacon and sausage.
- Miss Gloria Buckles: Really? I get mine at the supermarket.
- Daisy Moses: Well you won't when you live on the farm. You'll get em out of the smokehouse.
- Miss Gloria Buckles: Smokehouse?
- Daisy Moses: That's where you cure hams.
- Miss Gloria Buckles: Cure hams of what?