Raymond Bailey credited as playing...
Milburn Drysdale
- Milburn Drysdale: Mr. Kellums, where did you get this big money?
- Shorty Kellems: Took it outta my silver mine.
- Milburn Drysdale: You own a silver mine?
- Shorty Kellems: I did. Sold out to a Syndicate.
- Milburn Drysdale: After you took out a fortune?
- Shorty Kellems: You betcha.
- Milburn Drysdale: Millions?
- Shorty Kellems: Couple of hundred.
- Milburn Drysdale: Allow me to present you with this box of cigars.
- Jed Clampett: Well thank you. What's the occasion?
- Milburn Drysdale: Wait till you hear. Now, listen to this: Mr. Clampett, at this moment, you have now got $90 million.
- Jethro Bodine: [Jethro enters] Howdy Mr. Drysdale.
- Milburn Drysdale: Jethro
- Jed Clampett: Hey, Jethro, guess what I got?
- Jethro Bodine: What?
- Jed Clampett: A box of cigars.