Raymond Bailey credited as playing...
Milburn Drysdale
- Milburn Drysdale: The army will take care of that. They'll train him, outfit him, give him three square meals a day. They'll turn him into a real fighting man.
- Jed Clampett: They sure will if they cut him down to three meals a day.
- Milburn Drysdale: Granny, he'll be examined by an army doctor.
- Daisy Moses: Oh no. It was one of them goobers that killed Jed's cousin!
- Milburn Drysdale: An army doctor?
- Daisy Moses: High-rankin' one too, General Peritonitis.