Buddy Ebsen credited as playing...
Jed Clampett
- Milburn Drysdale: The army will take care of that. They'll train him, outfit him, give him three square meals a day. They'll turn him into a real fighting man.
- Jed Clampett: They sure will if they cut him down to three meals a day.
- Daisy Moses: Jed, fetch my medical bag.
- Jed Clampett: Are you hurt, Granny?
- Daisy Moses: No, it's for the general.
- [Jethro is dressed like Patton]
- Jethro Bodine: I ain't hurt.
- Daisy Moses: I ain't down there yet.