Max Baer Jr. credited as playing...
Jethro Bodine
- Jethro Bodine: The only thing I know is that them rascals is sure hard to kill. After you shoot 'em, you gotta club 'em.
- Jethro Bodine: Jethro, I think you was right about those golfs bein' birds.
- Jethro Bodine: I was?
- Jed Clampett: Yeah, when I come out here, I seen some people take 2 little white eggs outta that hole over yonder.
- Jethro Bodine: Oh, here's somethin' else Mr. Drysdale sent over.
- [he opens a box of golf shoes with cleats]
- Jed Clampett: By doggies, Jethro, them golfs must be the toughest little critters there is. First you shoot 'em, then you club 'em, then you stomp 'em with spikes.
- Elly May Clampett: That ain't all. Miss Jane says to me she says, "When your Pa and Jethro go out to shoot, tell 'em to watch out for the traps."
- Jed Clampett: Traps too? Oooh I can't wait to tangle with one of them golfs.
- Daisy Moses: Elly May can outthrow anybody.
- Jethro Bodine: Oh yes sir, she's got plenty of stuff.
- Leo Durocher: Yeah, we could never hide it under a Dodger uniform.