Irene Ryan credited as playing...
Daisy Moses
- Jed Clampett: Accordin' to Mr. Drysdale, we're gonna be shootin' some game called golf.
- Daisy Moses: What in tarnation is a golf?
- Jed Clampett: Well, I don't rightly know, Granny, but they must be thicker 'n crows in a corn pasture around here cuz Mr. Drysdale says everybody in Beverly Hills shoots 'em.
- Daisy Moses: Ain't never seen no strange critters runnin' around. They must live in holes in the ground, like a gopher.
- Jed Clampett: Yeah, I reckon maybe you're right. Just the other day I heard him say he shot 9 holes of golf and got 57.
- Daisy Moses: Elly May can outthrow anybody.
- Jethro Bodine: Oh yes sir, she's got plenty of stuff.
- Leo Durocher: Yeah, we could never hide it under a Dodger uniform.
- Daisy Moses: Would you like a golf egg?
- Leo Durocher: A what?
- Daisy Moses: A boiled golf egg. Boiling 'em made 'em kind of rubbery and that yolk is black as coal. Maybe put a lot of salt on it, that'll fix 'em up.