Max Baer Jr. credited as playing...
Jethro Bodine • Jethrine Bodine
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: Jethro, why don't you try usin' your head for thinkin'?
- Jethro Bodine: I HAVE tried, Ma, and it hurts.
- Jed Clampett: Now, now, I reckon you's both just as close related to me as folks can be, 'cause I love you both equal, and it'd pleasure me if you'd shake hands.
- Jethro Bodine: And come out fightin'!
- Jethrine Bodine: Ma gets a kick outa runnin' things.
- Daisy Moses: She's gonna get a kick that she ain't lookin' fer. I'm gonna boot her so hard that every time she sets down, she'll leave my footprints.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: [spying a few frozen hamhocks by the swimming pool] Was you gonna eat them raw?
- Jethro Bodine: 'Course not.
- Cousin Pearl Bodine: Oh.
- Jethro Bodine: I's gonna keep my swimming trunks on.