Buddy Ebsen credited as playing...
Jed Clampett
- Daisy Moses: But if they don't allow folks to have a stock, why have they got that all-fired fancy stock pen down there?
- Jed Clampett: Well, Granny, it turned out that that there was something called a Tennus court.
- Daisy Moses: What in tarnation is a Tennus?
- Jed Clampett: I don't know, but one of these days we'll get us a pair of 'em and go to raisin' 'em out there.
- [last lines]
- Jed Clampett: [on phone to Pearl] You gotta come out here to Beverly Hills and bring Jethrine. If she cain't git a husband out here, there ain't no hope. You ain't never seen so many homely young'uns in all your born days!
- [Jethro returns from hunting]
- Jed Clampett: Well, hello Jethro. What'd you get this time?
- Jethro Bodine: I got arrested!
- Jed Clampett: Arrested?
- Jethro Bodine: Yeah. Police Man, he took my gun away. He said they don't allow huntin' in Beverly Hills.
- Daisy Moses: THAT does it! That DOES it!
- Jethro Bodine: Then he pointed to old Duke here. He said "That dog have his rabies shot?" and I said "No, sir. That dog ain't had nothin' shot. I'm careful with a gun."
- Jed Clampett: [finding Granny fishing from her rocking chair at the swimming pool] What'd you doin'?
- Daisy Moses: I'm figurin'. And I figure best when I'm fishin'.
- Jed Clampett: Ain't no fish in there.
- Daisy Moses: I ain't fishin' for fish. I'm fishin' for figurin'.
- Jed Clampett: Yeah, what kind of figurin' you fishin fer?
- Daisy Moses: I fishin' to figure how I can git home.
- Jed Clampett: [to Elly May] You know, you're gonna find out somethin' i been sayin' is the truth: You don't have to dress up in boys clothes to have fun with boys.