Max Baer Jr. credited as playing...
Jethro Bodine
- Shifty Shafer aka Honest John: I have long been closely associated with the New York police force. They always love to see me come to town.
- Jed Clampett: Is that a fact?
- Jethro Bodine: They is friends of yours, huh?
- Shifty Shafer aka Honest John: Chums, pals. In fact, when we enter the terminal, you may notice several of them converge upon me and begin to ask questions.
- Daisy Moses: What kind of questions?
- Shifty Shafer aka Honest John: Oh, questions concerning unsolved crimes.
- Jed Clampett: By doggies, it happened just the way Mr. Shafer said it would. Them New York police sure was glad to see him.
- Daisy Moses: We no sooner set foot in the building when three of them came rushin' up to him.
- Jethro Bodine: Grabbed him by the arms and purt near carried him out.
- Elly May Clampett: Yonder's the statue of Daniel Webster.
- Jed Clampett: He must be a pretty famous fellow, Jethro.
- Jethro Bodine: Oh, heck yeah. There's a whole book wrote about him. It's called a dictionary.