Max Baer Jr. credited as playing...
Jethro Bodine
- Jethro Bodine: Hi Elly, how do I look?
- [Jethro is wearing a gladiator outfit]
- Elly May Clampett: You look like a big dumb nut.
- Jethro Bodine: [Jethro is wearing an ancient Roman uniform] She'll really go for me in this. This is what the emperor hisself wears.
- Jane Hathaway: Caesar?
- Jethro Bodine: Not yet, but I figured to hold hands with her tonight.
- Jethro Bodine: [Mr. Drysdale comes out of his office] Hail, Mr. Drysdale.
- Jethro Bodine: Hail, Jethro. Hail? What's going on? What's this getup for?
- Jethro Bodine: It's so I can make a hit with that beautiful Italian cook.
- Jane Hathaway: She'll see him as the noblest Roman of them all.
- Milburn Drysdale: Caesar?
- Jane Hathaway: Not yet, but he plans to hold hands with her tonight.
- Milburn Drysdale: When will I learn to stay in my own office and keep the door closed?
- Jethro Bodine: Mr. Drysdale, I gotta go rescue my bride. As quick as Granny blasts Uncle Jed down outta the tree, she's goin' gunnin' for Maria.
- Jane Hathaway: Why?
- Jethro Bodine: Cause Maria done took over the kitchen. The whole house is in a uproar. If I don't get her out, there'll be rock salt bouncin' off every wall... Oh, wish me a happy weddin'.