Luke Perry credited as playing...
Dylan McKay
- Kelly Taylor: [Her toast] Try as he might, David was not Mr. Popularity in high school. I on the other hand defined cool.
- Dylan McKay: [Muttering] Yeah!
- Kelly Taylor: As you can imagine I was how do I say this; appalled, at the thought of him becoming my step brother but shock of shocks he turned out to be great. Over the years he has been caring and thoughtful and tonight he has given me something that I will forever be grateful for. He has managed to turn my best friend into my sister.
- Steve Sanders: It is entitled, "Ode to Silver." In fair Beverly Hills a boy did reign, Davy Silver was his name. From far and wide the girls did speak for they heard of Davy's bedroom deeds.
- [Hands it off to Dylan]
- Dylan McKay: Donna Martin, with the golden hair was the first into our David's lair. Virgins we the couple swore until a girl named Ariel blew David's door.
- [Hands it to Noah]
- Noah Hunter: Clare was next and then some fox named Malone. Sophie and David took it all the way home. Yeah alright.
- [Hands it to Muntz]
- Morton Muntz: Denise was fun and Carol too!
- [looks at David for the last part and waves the paper at him]
- Morton Muntz: Claudia couldn't get her green card and that made poor David weep.
- [Hands it back to Steve]
- Steve Sanders: Don't forget Katie, the sex addict she. Robyn who hated his radio personality. Marta the artist, wasn't she fun? And Gina Kincaid, Oh number one!
- Dylan McKay: I'll second that!
- [Noah laughs and smiles]
- Steve Sanders: One stop was left. Her name was Camille. We thought it might last but come on guys, get real. There's only one dame, her name's Donna. She's fine, my God Silver, it's about time!
- [Nat and Mel clap. He gives the copy to David]
- David Silver: I'll burn that. Thank you.
- Steve Sanders: It's okay I have an original that I framed and you can hang it up.
- [David pretends to rip the poem]
- Dylan McKay: [At David's bachelor party] It's time for a blast from the past.
- [Puts in Brandon's videotaped message]