Elizabeth Montgomery credited as playing...
Samantha Stephens
- [first lines]
- Samantha Stephens: [about Aunt Clara] I know she's a bit vague, but she's never really done anybody any harm.
- Endora: [complains at Aunt Clara] You sit down and listen to me. Last week, she insisted in coming to London with Bertha and me. Half way there, she started to lose altitude.
- Samantha Stephens: That's terrible.
- Endora: Oh, you don't know the half of it! We had to piggyback her the rest of the way!
- Samantha Stephens: Poor Aunt Clara.
- Endora: Yes, and right in the middle of the convention she waltzes in with a huge doorknob she acquired for her collection.
- Samantha Stephens: That's bad?
- Endora: She'd taken it from Buckingham palace!
- Samantha Stephens: I still don't understand why you don't want to see him.
- Aunt Clara: [tries to get privacy] Oh, well... Ah... Endora...
- Endora: What?
- Aunt Clara: Haven't you a house to haunt or something?
- Endora: All right. All right, Clara. I'll go. I think I can skip all the gruesome details of your fly-by-night romance.
- [disappears]
- Aunt Clara: I know she's your mother, dear, but she can be trying. And she insists that I'm in my dotage.
- Samantha Stephens: She worries about you, Aunt Clara.
- Samantha Stephens: [Endora appears and Samantha notices her] Two visits in one day. What have I done to deserve this?
- [last lines]
- Aunt Clara: And he left me something to remember him by. A doorknob.
- Samantha Stephens: Oh, Aunt Clara, it's lovely! Lovely.
- Aunt Clara: Oh, yes. It's much better than an engagement ring.