Alice Pearce credited as playing...
Gladys Kravitz
- Gladys Kravitz: [looks into a dictionary, reads] "Warlock:... Sorcerer, wizard". Abner. There's a wizard at the Stephen's home.
- Abner Kravitz: It's good for the lawn. It eats the mosquitoes.
- Gladys Kravitz: Not a lizard, a wizard.
- Abner Kravitz: Wizard, lizard, as long as it eats the mosquitoes.
- Gladys Kravitz: [complaining as Abner is playing a flute] Abner, I'm telling you, I saw it with my own eyes. A funny, little old... Will you stop playing that flute and listen to me?
- Abner Kravitz: I've listened. Twelve times already.
- Gladys Kravitz: She walked right into the wall and bounced off again! So any reasonable person would figure it was an accident, right?
- Abner Kravitz: But what did you think, Gladys?
- Gladys Kravitz: An accident the first time. Then she did it again. Bang, right into the wall and bounced off again. And I thought: "Why would anyone wanna bang against a wall?".
- Abner Kravitz: Simple. It feels so good when you stop.
- Gladys Kravitz: The next time she went right through the wall!
- Abner Kravitz: Well, that makes sense.
- Gladys Kravitz: What?
- Abner Kravitz: Well, there's no point in banging your head against a brick wall.
- Gladys Kravitz: I'm beginning to realize that, Abner. I'm beginning to realize that.
- Abner Kravitz: See, I told you there's a logical explanation for everything.
- Gladys Kravitz: I suppose there's also a logical explanation for dancing flowers.
- Abner Kravitz: Gladys, will you stop.