Lindsay Wagner credited as playing...
Jaime Sommers
- Jaime Sommers: [about to start the swimsuit competition] I feel like a side of beef, how do I look?
- Helen Elgin: Terrific.
- Jaime Sommers: You know I really liked my old legs better. I think they were better.
- Jaime Sommers: Hi, I'm Jaime Sommers.
- Sally Bartell, Miss Florida: Miss California, you're the replacement, aren't ya?
- Jaime Sommers: Yeah. Second string. We can still be friends, huh?
- Sally Bartell, Miss Florida: Friends? There's no miss Congeniality award in this contest, honey.
- Jaime Sommers: Well, I...
- Sally Bartell, Miss Florida: Look, every girl here wants that crown badly. You're not gonna make friends, just friendly enemies.
- Ray Raymond: You feeling better, Miss California?
- Jaime Sommers: Yes, I needed a rest. You know, the excitement of all of this kinda snuck up and grabbed me from behind.
- Jaime Sommers: Anyway the proverb is: as the queen flies to Paris on her falcon, so must we continue the search for our goals.
- Ray Raymond: This doesn't make sense.
- Jaime Sommers: I certainly hope it does to someone.
- Oscar Goldman: And all this time I thought you were just a pretty face.
- Jaime Sommers: Oscar, I am Miss United States!
- Jaime Sommers: Oscar look, before I put on this sash and go in there and make a fool out of myself, why don't you call this agent and make sure he wasn't joking, I mean this is a pretty silly message.
- Oscar Goldman: I can't do that.
- Jaime Sommers: Why?
- Oscar Goldman: They found this agent this morning. Face down in the river Seine.
- Jaime Sommers: Snorkeling?
- Oscar Goldman: Dead.