Rik Mayall credited as playing...
Self - Mad Gerald
- Prince Edmund: Look, this may seem a stupid question ...
- Mad Gerald: Question, yes?
- Prince Edmund: ...but you wouldn't know if there's a way out of here, would you?
- Mad Gerald: A way out? Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ...
- [twelve months later]
- Mad Gerald: ...ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha! "A way out," you say? I haven't heard those words, "a way out," for... ooh ...
- Prince Edmund: Twenty years?
- Mad Gerald: Yes, twenty years! Not like "Mr. Rat." I'm always saying, "Mr. Rat."
- Prince Edmund: Who?
- Mad Gerald: Mr. Rat! I say, "Good morning, Mr. Rat, how are you today?" And he'll say
- [pressing his nose]
- Mad Gerald: "meep meep."
- [pause]
- Mad Gerald: Ah ha ha ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha ...
- [time passes]
- Mad Gerald: No, you mustn't be rude about Mr. Rat - he's my friend. Well, there's him, and there's Mr. Key.
- Prince Edmund: What?
- Mad Gerald: Mr. Key. I made him from my own teeth. Good morning, Mr. Key!