Brian Blessed credited as playing...
Richard IV
- Richard III: Who's that?
- King Richard IV: I know not, my lord. I'll ask my son. Harry! Who is that?
- Harry: It is your other son, my lord.
- [to the king Richard III]
- King Richard IV: It is my other son, my lord.
- Richard III: Fights he with us tomorrow?
- [to Harry]
- King Richard IV: What's his name?
- Harry: Edmund.
- King Richard IV: Edna! Fight you with us on the morrow?
- Prince Edmund: Oh, goodness, no. I thought I'd fight with the enemy.
- [Silence. Blackadder giggles nervously and sits down]
- Richard III: You are not putting him anywhere near me, are you?
- King Richard IV: No, no, my lord. He'll be somewhere amongst the rabble.
- Richard III: Oh, arrow fodder.
- King Richard IV: Precisely.
- [Richard III waves at Edmund]
- Richard III: What a little turd.
- The Queen: Well, I suppose you want to ravish me.
- King Richard: In a moment!
- King Richard: The woman's insatiable!