Hugh Laurie: Lieutenant The Honourable George Colthurst St. Barleigh
General Hospital
Blackadder Goes Forth
Hugh Laurie credited as playing...
Lieutenant The Honourable George Colthurst St. Barleigh
- Captain Blackadder: I spy with my bored little eye something beginning with "T".
- Private Baldrick: Breakfast.
- Captain Blackadder: What?
- Private Baldrick: My breakfast always begins with tea. Then I have a little sausage, then a egg with some little soldiers.
- Captain Blackadder: Baldrick, when I said it begins with "T", I was talking about a letter.
- Private Baldrick: Nah - it never begins with a letter. The postman don't come till 10.30.
- Captain Blackadder: I can't go on with this. George, take over.
- Lieutenant George: All right, sir. Umm... I spy with my little eye something beginning with "R"
- Private Baldrick: Army.
- Captain Blackadder: For God's sake, Baldrick. Army starts with an "A". He's looking for something that starts with an "R". Rrrrrrr.
- Private Baldrick: Motorbike
- Captain Blackadder: What?
- Private Baldrick: Well, a motorbike starts with an rrrrm rrrrm rrrrm.
- Captain Blackadder: Right, right, right. My turn again. What begins with "Come here" and ends in "Ow"?
- Private Baldrick: I don't know.
- Captain Blackadder: Come here.
- Private Baldrick: [Blackadder punches Baldrick in the face] Ow!
- Lieutenant George: Smithy, you haven't seen any suspicious characters hanging around have you, who might be German spies?
- Brigadier Smith: Nein.
- Lieutenant George: Nine! Well, the cap's got his work cut out, then.
- Lieutenant George: Ah Cap, I hear you've been seeing a lot of Nurse Mary.
- Captain Blackadder: Yes, almost all of her in fact.
- Lieutenant George: How is she Sir?
- Captain Blackadder: Unbelievable.