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General Hospital (1989)

Tim McInnerny: Captain Kevin Darling

General Hospital

Blackadder Goes Forth

Tim McInnerny credited as playing...

Captain Kevin Darling

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  • [after his interrogation]
  • Captain Darling: You'll regret this Blackadder. You'd better find the real spy or I'll make it very hard for you.
  • Captain Blackadder: Please, Darling. There are ladies present.
  • Captain Blackadder: [sees Darling in the hospital] Darling, what are you doing here?
  • Captain Darling: Bullet in the foot.
  • Captain Blackadder: I can understand people at the front lines shooting themselves but you're 30 miles behind the trenches.
  • Captain Darling: I didn't do it, the general did it.
  • Captain Blackadder: Got tired of you already has he?
  • Captain Darling: He wasn't aiming at my foot.
  • Captain Blackadder: Oh so he was going for your head.
  • Captain Darling: He wasn't aiming at anything.
  • Captain Blackadder: So he was aiming for between your legs.
  • [Blackadder is interrogating Captain Darling who is suspected of being a German spy]
  • Captain Darling: I'm as British as Queen Victoria!
  • Captain Blackadder: So your father's German, you're half German, and you married a German!
  • Captain Blackadder: So in the name of security, sir, everyone who enters the room has to have his bottom fondled by this drooling pervert?
  • Captain Darling: I'm only doing my job, Blackadder.
  • Captain Blackadder: Well, how lucky you are then that your job is also your hobby.
  • Captain Blackadder: Can anyone tell me what's going on?
  • Captain Darling: Security, Blackadder.
  • Captain Blackadder: Security?
  • General Melchett: Security isn't a dirty word, Blackadder. Crevice is a dirty word, but security isn't.
  • Captain Darling: So you see, Blackadder, Field Marshall Haig is most anxious to eliminate all these German spies.
  • General Melchett: Filthy hun weasels, fighting their dirty underhand war!
  • Captain Darling: And fortunately, one of our spies...
  • General Melchett: Splendid fellows, brave heroes risking life and limb for Blighty!

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