Tim McInnerny credited as playing...
Lord Percy
- Lord Percy Percy: I'd like to meet the Spaniard who can make his way past me.
- Lord Edmund Blackadder: Well, go to Spain; there are millions of them
- Lord Edmund Blackadder: Aah, and who is Jane?
- Lord Percy Percy: I'm sworn to secrecy. Torture me, kill me, you shall never know.
- [Blackadder kicks him in the gonads]
- Lord Percy Percy: Ooh, ouch... Jane Herrington. We're very much in love, my lord.
- Lord Edmund Blackadder: This is *the* Jane Harrington?
- Lord Percy Percy: Yes.
- Lord Edmund Blackadder: Jane "bury-me-in-a-Y-shaped-coffin" Harrington?
- Lord Percy Percy: I... I think maybe there are two Jane Harringtons.
- Lord Edmund Blackadder: No... Tall, blond, elegant?
- Lord Percy Percy: Yes, that's right.
- Lord Edmund Blackadder: Goes like a privy door when the plague's in town? Don't worry, you'll get over her.
- [pause]
- Lord Edmund Blackadder: I did.
- [slightly longer pause]
- Lord Edmund Blackadder: So did Baldrick, actually!