Tim McInnerny credited as playing...
Lord Percy
- [after seeing Percy's giant ruff]
- Blackadder: You look like a bird who swallowed a plate Percy.
- Lord Percy Percy: It's the latest fashion actually and as a matter of fact it makes me look rather sexy.
- Blackadder: To another plate swallowing bird perhaps, if it was blind and hadn't had it in months.
- Lord Percy Percy: The fashion today is towards the tiny.
- Blackadder: In that case you have the most fashionable brain in London.
- Lord Percy: Well, yes, My Lord, I mean, I hadn't meant to mention it but I have been wondering all along why you should think Baldrick with a bag on his head is going to be a dead ringer for Lord Farrow, because he's not!
- Blackadder: Look, cretins, the bag is there in order to obscure Baldrick's own features, and many might think, incidentally, that that would be reason enough for him to wear it.
- Blackadder: I'm off to see the Queen.
- Lord Percy Percy: Oh, should I come too, my lord?
- Blackadder: No, best not. People might think we're friends.