John Witherspoon credited as playing...
Robert 'Granddad' Freeman
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Awww, look what you did to 'Dorothy'. You better have insurance.
- Colonel H. Stinkmeaner: Nigga, you better have insurance! Ass-whoopin' insurance! And you about to pay a deductible!
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: [at Stinkmeaner's bent handicapped sign, praying] Lord, please forgive us for takin' this man's life.
- Riley Freeman: Why you say us? You killed him.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Shut yo ass and pray, boy.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: [answering machine message] You have reached the Freeman residence. If this is a lovely cutie-pie, please leave a message. Everybody else should just hang up right now because I'm not interested.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: I'm gonna sing the new shoes song! "New shoooes! New shoo-oo-oo-ooes!" Damn Nike makes a good pair of shoes!