Brian Croucher credited as playing...
Ted Nugent
- Eddie: How much for this carved wooden leg?
- Ted Nugent: Now there's a nice bit of objet d'art, must be worth at least two and a half grand. I'll give you £1.50 for it.
- Eddie: Let's haggle.
- Ted Nugent: Alright, a quid.
- Eddie: No, let's haggle upwards.
- Ted Nugent: Alright, 50p!
- Eddie: Blimey, they don't call you Harry the Bastard for nothing, do they?
- Ted Nugent: No, they call me Ted!
- Eddie: Well listen, Ted. I've still got a photograph of you, a Chippendale and an industrial sized drum of Swarfega.
- Ted Nugent: Have you?
- Eddie: Uh-huh.
- Ted Nugent: Then I'll give £500 for the leg, now bugger off!