Robert Llewellyn credited as playing...
Mr N. Stiles
- [Richie has been lying to a barmaid that he has been trying to pull that he is a Falklands war veteran only to discover the man next to him at the bar is one as well]
- Mr N. Stiles: You all right mate?
- Richard 'Richie' Richard: Ha, ha, oooh yees, yes, yes, hahaha. I always get like this when I meet one of the old compadres. So... shit... great... You were there too, were you?
- Mr N. Stiles: Yeah, I was in Two Para.
- Richard 'Richie' Richard: What, you went twice?
- Mr N. Stiles: What regiment was you in then?
- Richard 'Richie' Richard: Well the English one of course! What are you suggesting?
- Mr N. Stiles: No, what outfit was you in?
- Richard 'Richie' Richard: Well, the green patchy one most of the time. With the twigs and the bit of leaf, you know, camouflage. I mean, ah, some of the chaps had their busbies on but, hur-hur, not many of them came back. No, I just remember looking down my rifle-sights at hordes of screaming Argies, all going "Nein nein, ve surrender Tommy-schweinhund!"
- Eddie: So, er, what did you do then?
- Falklands War Vet: Well, I'd rather not talk about it.
- Eddie: Why? Is it embarrassing? Shit your pants, did you? Cry, did you?
- Falklands War Vet: Quite the opposite, actually.
- Eddie: What, you sucked water in through your eyes?