Robert Reed credited as playing...
Mike Brady
- Alice Nelson: Uh oh.
- Mike Brady, Carol Brady: Now what?
- Alice Nelson: The light in the oven is blinking something in Morse code: I'll bet the word is trouble.
- Mike Brady: I'll bet the word's defective switch. I'll check it out later.
- Alice Nelson: Why not sooner? There's something about an oven winking at me that gives me the creeps.
- Carol Brady: Mike, there has to be an explanation for all these strange sounds.
- Mike Brady: I haven't heard any strange sounds.
- Carol Brady: Yeah that's right, you got in after they stopped.
- Alice Nelson: Well there is an explanation alright, the ghosts in the McIntyre house got tired of living alone and moved in where there's more action.
- Mike Brady: Oh Alice, even if you're joking, that's absurd.
- Alice Nelson: Well if I'm not joking, it's not absurd. You should've heard those kids this morning before they left for school, they were as scared as I was.