Christopher Knight credited as playing...
Peter Brady
- Greg Brady: Hey Pete, remember the night you ran into the bathroom door and they had to tape four stitches in your nose?
- Peter Brady: Yeah, and the dent's still in the door.
- Greg Brady: And the time Bobby tried to climb up the television lead-in.
- Bobby Brady: Yeah, and the antenna came down and hit me right on the head.
- Peter Brady: You had a bump on your head for 3 weeks.
- Greg Brady: What about the time I fell off the garage roof?
- Peter Brady: Right through the top of Dad's new convertible.
- Greg Brady: I busted 3 ribs and the gearshift handle.
- Peter Brady: Oh boy.
- Greg Brady: Yeah, we've had some good times in this house.
- Carol Brady: Is that McIntyre banshee on the loose again?
- Peter Brady: There's something out here, Mom.
- Alice Nelson: 3 very definite crashes.
- Greg Brady: I'll say there were.
- Marcia Brady: Greg was helping me with that flat tire on my bike when we heard them.
- Carol Brady: Maybe Tiger's wrestling with those garbage cans again.
- Greg Brady: Oh it can't be, Tiger's sleeping in the house tonight.
- Carol Brady: In the house? Why?
- Marcia Brady: He was getting spooked by all those funny noises.
- Alice Nelson: Just like everyone else around here.
- Peter Brady: After all, he's only human
- [another crash sounds]
- Peter Brady, Alice Nelson: Four!
- Carol Brady: I think we better take another look around.
- Alice Nelson: All of us?
- Carol Brady: There's safety in numbers, Alice, come on.