Sarah Michelle Gellar credited as playing...
Buffy Summers
- Buffy Summers: Hey, Ken... wanna see my impression of Gandhi?
- [kills him with a blow from a club]
- Lily: Gandhi?
- Buffy Summers: Well, you know, if he was really pissed-off.
- Blood Bank Doctor: [as Buffy finds that confidential forms have been marked naming blood donors as 'candidates'] What are you doing?
- Buffy Summers: Breaking into your office and going through your private files. 'Candidate' for what?
- Blood Bank Doctor: I'm calling the police.
- Buffy Summers: [rips phone off wall] Now, you've got a whole bunch of candidates here. I wonder if any of them are missing, like Rickie... Gosh, I bet they are.
- Blood Bank Doctor: You're getting yourself in a lot of trouble.
- Buffy Summers: I don't want any trouble. I just wanna be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cosy. I don't even know what a tea cosy is, but I want one. Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I am more than willing to share.
- Buffy Summers: This'll probably go faster if we split up.
- Lily: Can I come with you?
- Buffy Summers: Okay, where did I lose you on the whole splitting up thing?
- Ken: [can't stand a human that fights back] That... was not... permitted.
- Buffy Summers: Yeah, but it was fun.
- Ken: You've got guts. I think I'd like to slice you open and play with them.
- Buffy Summers: You know, I just... I woke up and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, "Hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty, I'm - I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that - that loud music us kids listen to nowadays. But..." Oh, I just suck at undercover.
- Lily: Lily's from a song. Rickie picked it. I'm always changing anyway. Chantarelle was part of my exotic phase.
- Buffy Summers: It's nice. It's a... it's a mushroom.
- Lily: It is...? That's really embarrassing.
- Buffy Summers: Um, well, i-it's an exotic mushroom, if that's any comfort.
- Lily: Well, before that, I was following this loser preacher and calling myself Sister Sunshine.
- Buffy Summers: What do they call you at home?
- Demon Guard: Who are you?
- Buffy Summers: [that upbeat tone is back!] I'm Buffy. The Vampire Slayer. And you are...?
- Lily: [a skeletal corpse lies on the bed behind her] Always knew I would come here... sooner or later... I knew I belonged here.
- Buffy Summers: Where?
- Lily: Hell.
- Buffy Summers: This isn't hell.
- Ken: Isn't it? What is hell but the total absence of hope? The substance, the tactile proof of despair... You're right, Lily. This is where you've been heading all your life.
- [showing Lily around her one room apartment]
- Buffy Summers: Let me give you the tour... This concludes the tour.