Sarah Michelle Gellar credited as playing...
Buffy Summers
- Buffy Summers: So Ethan, what are we playing? We're pretty much in a talk-or-bleed situation. Your call.
- Rupert Giles: [teenage Giles] Hit him.
- Ethan Rayne: I-I'd just like to point out that this wasn't my idea.
- Buffy Summers: Meaning?
- Ethan Rayne: Well, I'm subcontracting. It's Trick you want. I'm just helping him collect a tribute... for a demon.
- Rupert Giles: [teenage Giles] Well, he's lying. G'on hit him!
- Buffy Summers: [to Giles] I don't think he is, and shut up.
- Rupert Giles: [teenage Giles] You're *my* Slayer. Go knock his teeth down his thro...
- Buffy Summers: Giles!
- [to Ethan]
- Buffy Summers: What demon?
- Ethan Rayne: I don't remember.
- [Buffy punches Ethan]
- Rupert Giles: [teenage Giles] Yes!
- Willow Rosenberg: It'll be okay when we get to Giles.
- Oz: Of course. I mean, even if he's sixteen, he's still Giles, right? He's probably a pretty together guy.
- Willow Rosenberg: Yeah, well...
- Oz: What?
- Buffy Summers: Giles at sixteen. Less "together guy" more "bad magic, hates the world, ticking time bomb guy."
- [first lines]
- Rupert Giles: [reading] "And on that tragic day, an era came to its inevitable end." That's all there is. Are you ready?
- Buffy Summers: Hit me.
- Rupert Giles: Which of the following best expresses the theme of the passage? "A": violence breeds violence, "B": all things must end, "C"...
- Buffy Summers: "B." I'm going with "B." We haven't had a "B" in forever.
- Rupert Giles: This is the SATs, Buffy, not connect-the-dots. Please pay attention. A low score could seriously harm your chances of getting into college.
- Buffy Summers: Gee, thanks. That takes the pressure right off.
- [all the adults are acting like teenagers]
- Buffy Summers: Principal Snyder?
- Principal Snyder: Call me Snyder. Just a last name, like... Barbarino.
- [last lines]
- Rupert Giles: I say, your car seems to have had an adventure, doesn't it?
- Joyce Summers: Uh, Buffy assures me that it happened battling evil so I'm letting her pay for it on the installment plan.
- Buffy Summers: Uh, hey, the way things were going, be glad that's the worst that happened. At least I got to the two of you before you actually *did* something.
- [leaves]
- Joyce Summers: Right.
- Rupert Giles: Indeed.
- Joyce Summers: Y-Yes.
- Mr. Trick: You and me, girl... there's hard times ahead.
- [leaves]
- Buffy Summers: [to herself] They never just leave. Always got to say something.
- Buffy Summers: [at Bronze, adults are behaving like wild teenagers] I don't like this.
- Willow Rosenberg: They could have heart attacks.
- Buffy Summers: Maybe there's a doctor here.
- Willow Rosenberg: [as a bare-chested old man jumps onto the stage] I think that is my doctor.
- [the guy hurls himself from the stage into the crowd - doesn't get catched]
- Willow Rosenberg: He's - he's usually not topless.