Sarah Michelle Gellar credited as playing...
Buffy Summers
- [Xander has reenacted Buffy's slaying with fish sticks]
- Buffy Summers: That's exactly how it happened.
- Oz: Well, I thought it was riveting. I was a little unclear about some of the themes.
- Buffy Summers: The theme is, Angel's too much of a coward to take me on face-to-face.
- Xander Harris: And the other theme was "Buy American" but it, uh, got kind of buried.
- Kendra: In case the curse does not succeed, this is my lucky stake. I have killed many vampires with it. I call it Mr. Pointy.
- Buffy Summers: You named your stake?
- Kendra: Yes.
- Buffy Summers: Remind me to get you a stuffed animal.
- Principal Snyder: [in the cafeteria] These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom.
- Buffy Summers: Yeah! Where they teach lunch.
- Angelus: Hello, lover. I wasn't sure you'd come.
- Buffy Summers: After your immolation-o-gram? Come on, I had to show. Shouldn't you be out destroying the world right now, pulling the sword out of Al Franken or whatever his name is?
- Angelus: There's time enough. I wanted to say goodbye first. You are the one thing in this dimension I will miss.
- Buffy Summers: This is a beautiful moment we're having. Can we please fight?
- Angelus: I didn't come here to fight.
- Buffy Summers: No?
- Angelus: Gosh. I-I was hoping we can get back together. What do you think? Do we have a shot? All right! We'll fight.
- Buffy Summers: Wah! This doesn't make any sense!
- Willow Rosenberg: Oh, sure it does. See...
- [reads the paper]
- Willow Rosenberg: Oh, no, this doesn't make any sense.
- Buffy Summers: It's senseless!
- Willow Rosenberg: It is, but at least you know that, so you're learning.
- Buffy Summers: I want you to get a message to Angel for me. Tell him I'm done waiting. I'm taking the fight to him. You got that? Need me to write it down for ya?
- Xander Harris: [in cemetery, helped to get up, groggy after fight] Oh. Oh. I'm good. Don't worry about me.
- Buffy Summers: You know you don't have to patrol with me. I had that guy under control until he resorted to fisticuffs. Oh, what is that? Uhm... five vampires in three nights?
- Buffy Summers: Yup. But no Angel.
- Xander Harris: And you are really that anxious to come up against him?
- Willow Rosenberg: This means I can't help you study for tomorrow's final.
- Buffy Summers: Aw, I'll wing it. Of course, except if we go to hell by then, I won't have to take 'em.
- [realizes, aghast at the thought:]
- Buffy Summers: Or maybe I'll be taking them forever.